I was rudely awakened by the police the other night. It was almost 3am and they came to our door, banging really loudly and ringing the doorbell a lot. We (my family) all came down and didn’t want to let them in.. they were so aggressive.

Anyways, they claimed that they were responding to a 911 medical emergency distress signal from our phone number… but we haven’t had any phone service since Wednesday! (Construction workers cut out our lines) They said an ambulance was on the way and everything - but were like “we’re fine!!”

Crreeeeppyyyyyyy?

Anyways they just left after that.. the end.